Find my short story, "Lucky", in Local Heroes, a new anthology from Static Movement.
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Friday, November 11, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
11/8/11: Zero
Find my story, "William", and a great bunch of others, in Zero from May December Publications, an anthology of zero-patient zombie stories.
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11/7/11: Bad Memory
I went on vacation last week, and when I got home, I had two pieces of mail: a check for some work I'd done, and a piece of junk mail from Allstate Insurance.
I opened the junk mail first, though I was thinking of the check, what (I thought) would be for $336.
Thus came synchronicity #1: The letter from Allstate informed me, in a shouting headline, that I could save up to $336 on my car insurance.
Synchronicity #2 came almost simultaneously: My mother, who thought I was opening my check, asked me how much I got -- funny, because, look here, the insurance letter I just opened says $336, the amount of the check you were asking about.
When I finally opened the check, however, was the funniest part: it wasn't for $336, but $366, thirty dollars more. And I knew this, actually, it's just, in the seconds before I opened the insurance letter, I misremembered it as $336, the exact amount announced inside.
It evoked Johnny Carson in a big feathery hat.
I opened the junk mail first, though I was thinking of the check, what (I thought) would be for $336.
Thus came synchronicity #1: The letter from Allstate informed me, in a shouting headline, that I could save up to $336 on my car insurance.
Synchronicity #2 came almost simultaneously: My mother, who thought I was opening my check, asked me how much I got -- funny, because, look here, the insurance letter I just opened says $336, the amount of the check you were asking about.
When I finally opened the check, however, was the funniest part: it wasn't for $336, but $366, thirty dollars more. And I knew this, actually, it's just, in the seconds before I opened the insurance letter, I misremembered it as $336, the exact amount announced inside.
It evoked Johnny Carson in a big feathery hat.
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